HOW AM I DOING!?

IS THIS IN-CHARACTER?

DO YOU HAVE COMPLAINTS, COMPLIMENTS, MONEY, OR ADVICE TO GIVE ME?

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DO YOU JUST REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TWIN?!

Then, please, post it right here. :D

Comments will not be screened, but anonymous is very, very welcome, if you're so inclined~! ♥

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If you do not feel comfortable this way, please don't hesitate to drop me a line personally! ♥

I sincerely hope that my playing of Hikaru is totally up to par! ☆ Thanks so much for you time~~~! ♥

Anxiously,
Matty ♡incestuous?

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Welcome back to Planet Poverty, Haruhi~ I'm sorry, but we won't be having any ootoro after all... Father Abel, you're not allowed over until you have calmed down!

Oh, Tono~ We have a book we want you to read. Courtesy of Lelouch, of course. He got it for us from the library. You should consider yourself Lucky~
Kyouyasenpai has probably already read it, but if not, he should, too. It's in English.

And we want our games back, Zero. Give them back. Your cute monster fighting game is boring now, anyway. You can have that back, too.

On a more important note, though - white lilies are very pretty flowers. Don't you think so, Kaoru? ♥

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Are you ready for next Tuesday, Discedo~?

This time it's a doubly special event.

Any guesses? ★

[ ooc | ghdusjeskga t84useijogklmsdg sob guys, I'm... sick and not thinking clearly and have been thinking that everything is happening all at once and was thinking june was the ninth month I DON'T EVEN KNOW. so uh. let's play pretend.

THEIR BIRTHDAY IS ON THE NINTH. NOT THE SIXTH. AND I SWEAR I KNEW THIS I'M JUST. FUCKING STUPID. ;;;;

oh godddd this like ruined my whole post, fml. i'm so sorry.]

Kaoru~ It's even more boring now, isn't it?

Our mural is done, thanks to the supreme artistic guidance of Kiosensei~ ☆ And I've finished reading that book Shaaru let me borrow. Poor Lear! Poor Fool! That guy really likes clowns, doesn't he? There were a lot of them - the one in Othello was even named "clown!" Commoners are so uncreative!

And we've decided to forgive you Zero kids. Our video games are boring - trade with us. But you still need to learn our names, because it's really not that hard.

It's shocked me twice~ But Kaoru's tenderness healed everything~ ♥

Someone do something fun. Let's play that QUESTION GAME that Kiokun played a while ago - we ask questions back and forth, or something like that, right?

[ooc | o-okay, I'm done being so neglectful. :C Sorry, guys~]

( HITACHIIN HIKARU + KAORU → FORMER JAPANESE CITIZENS )

Hah.


[ ooc | god I'm. sorry they're like this. ; ω ; A rough translation of this would be "LONG LIVE VIETNAM!" ...in Vietnamese, of course. 8| lmao poor japan ;; ]

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We should really ask the scientists for that charger for our DS, huh. Hey- Scientists! How about it? We'll share with you, even~

Everything else is so boring and dumb now. War, fights, robots - we even saw some idiot accidentally do an empty voice post. That's how boring and stupid things are now.

We wanna go home. It's not fair. Or fun. But it never was fun being here, was it?

Let's find something to do, Kaoru. Charles can come, too.

So, Queen Soubi's back~ Good. I wouldn't have known what to do if he'd abandoned him...

Ritsuka, right? What kind of pervert toys did you get? We wanna know~ Soubi's such a pervert, hahaha!

We're really bored today, though. But the stew was good last night, Tachibanasama~!
Let's play a game, Planet Poverty~ It can be the HOW PERVER-...ted-...

...
Nee- Kaoru. Did you know Charles that invited a lady friend over? I didn't know he had other friends aside from us and Queen Soubi... I wonder who she is...

She really looks a lot like that one ... oneechan-?





Huh? Gone?

[ ooc | weak post is weak. Hikaru's going to be seeing a lot of the scene at the window when he was like... five, when a maid from their home - who is actually ROBBING THEM at this moment, rofl - tells them that she won't play the WHICH ONE IS HIKARU? Game because it is and forever will be impossible to tell them apart, and no one will ever know the difference.

Posting... just to post, since apparently I'm a part of this event, lmao. Didn't know until today. \o ! wwww~ ]

[ The sound of some mumbling is heard, the voices of two boys, before a decision seems to be reached with some irritation. ]

KAORU! We lost you- if you can hear me, tell me you're safe! Where are you?!

We're--

Hey, Natsuo, stop moving so much-- Ow!

[ Another voice comes on, younger and just as frantic sounding as Hikaru's. Natsuo. ]

YOUJI, you're not hurt, are you!? Did you find sensei!?

[ Hikaru, again. ]

We're in the ... playground thing, you two- Kaoru, Youji. Respond! Where are you...



[ooc | Partnered with Natsuo ( collapsetozero )~ Youji and Kaoru are partners. They met some monsters in the hallway when going to check up on their sensei and Lord, respectively, and then got split up; these two just reached the playground in Horizon park, and are hiding together. :| We'll post a log later, if anyone ... cares, wwwww~ ]

The Host Club was a success~ Thank you, ladies, gentlemen, for a very lovely Valentine's Day. ♥ Will we do a White Day event, too, Kyouyasenpai?


Tono!
Kaoru!
Sharusu!

I had an idea~ ♪
Thanks to the lovely Miss Makino and her brilliance~

We should start working. ☆ We're really, really bored.

Zerokun and Kiokun should help, too~ ♥

And Mister "Canada?" You can't hide for long. We will find you - and your maple syrup.
We need it for our pasta someone's going to make us~ ★

Dear People Residing on the Third Floor of Latimir Apartments;

Though it might not be common knowledge, the Third Floor of Latimir apartment complex was claimed by the Ouran Koukou Host Club, a group of seven charming, handsome boys reigning from Bunkyouku ward in Tokyo, Japan (Planet Poverty-branch of this Host Club opening: SOON~ ♫) - thus making the Third Floor of Latimir apartment complex Japanese territory.

But do not worry!! For,

JAPAN HAS ARRIVED~~!! ★

Sekihan! Sekihan! ☆ We can celebrate! Is there even rice here...? Let alone azuki...

Host Club Field Trip! ♥

Let's go meet Copachan! Latimir 114!

It's the house of this guy we know~ And he said it's okay to come!

Let's go, let's go!! ★

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[ this doesn't need to be logged~ u-unless you guys want to?! uhsjg just sort of posting to show that... HE THINKS. sometimes. orz and because I need to post more often, hehen~]

THINGS TO BEWARE OF→→&rarr:

★ THE STUPID DISEASE

For people like TONO, this is very serious. Your stupidity could kill you! According to Super-Medical-Expert ♥ KiOkun~

★ THE CHICKENPOX

Commoners are too poor to afford vaccines, and since they also can't afford health insurance, they don't get it just once, but over. and over. and over, until they're old and have to have the nurse scratch the spots for them. Even though I think you're not supposed to scratch~ I wouldn't know, I was VACCINATED. ☆

★ DUMB BUGS

People who were cruel to children and old Grandma's on the street in their past lives, have recently been developing gross bugs that live on their tongues~ Who will squish an ant next? ☆ I was probably VACCINATED for those, too, whatever they are, since we who can afford to value our personal health above many things. ☆

★ NOXIOUS GAS

Commoners don't know how to keep the air clean, so in their misery from being so poor, they've polluted it, but now they don't have enough money to clean it up~ Whoops. We have to suffer from their mistakes.
→♥ We'll play the "Who Can Hold Their Breath the Longest?" GAME!! ☆

★ GROSS SMOKES

If you smoke cigarettes while the air is like this, your clothes will burn off! And you'll go bankrupt!!!

★ PERVERTS!!!

THEY'RE BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES. IT MUST HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE. WATCH OUT!! Everything bad happens to Kio, huh. What did you do?

This has been a public service announcement from your local
Hitachiin Brothers~ ♪♫

If I could choose anyone I have ever met in my life who would be sad, sulking, brooding, and otherwise covered in frowns and tears during New Year's events:

it would definitely be Charles.

I would also like to remind Planet Poverty's Santa Claus, in honour of the very last day of New Year's festivities, this is a chance to start over fresh and new. Where are our clothes and our passports?

Kyouyasenpai and Morisenpai are here, now. Isn't it threatening? As part of the super league of beautiful gentlemen, we have connections. Don't ruin Christmas! What a lazy person! Buu!

How are you country bumpkin setting off the new year, hmm~? ♪ It's a fresh start, a blank slate~ More murders? Robberies? Maybe domestic abuse?

We should do something, to end festivities or begin the New Year with fun. No perverts or criminals or creepy people allowed to join us, duh~
We can...--
...


We can play Darumasan ga Koronda!

Stupid Zero #1 and Stupid Zero #2! And... everyone else! ♥ You'll play with us, okay? You can be the oni~ ☆ Evil!

They'll do a much better job than CHEATER EXTRAORDINAIRE, SUOU TAMAKI~ ☆ Cheats at commoner children's games! Good job, Tono!! ★

So-
Who'll play?
And is it sealed with Evil Overlord- Shadow King- Kyouyasenpai-approval? Does it even need to be?

[ ooc | udhgjkdg I swear I've been here. I really have been. I just haven't had anything to say with him. D: I was waiting for holiday stuff to end since he had... nothing of importance. orz

this is just gonna be assumed and the game is... something like uh American game "red light green light?" I think it's called that? wikiwikiwiki~]

[ The camera focuses on Hikaru and Kaoru, side-by-side saluting. The room is noisy and banging can be heard in the background, along with excited shouts and running. Hikaru poses in his blazer. ]

[English]
HI~~ Welcome to the Ouran Academy HOST CLUB! Special Report! Yes!!

We're your handsome reporters, the Hitachiin Brothers~! Coming straight from the new location for all the prettiest princesses -- and princes! No discrimination! -- on Planet Poverty to come and be happy and spend their idle time~ Under construction!!

Commoners are so hardworking~~ It's exciting to watch them work, huh? Let's go!!

[ Hikaru and Kaoru file off camera, and soon enough the camera is moving. It shows a small classroom in the high school, filled with various people -- four of them wear the same light blue blazers and pants that Hikaru and Kaoru were wearing. Hikaru walks around, video-taping the people working. ]

[Japanese]

Hey, hey, you, sir!! What's that thing in your hand? It looks dangerous! Be careful! Don't hit yourself!! O, nooo~!!

[ The video pans around, showing a view of everyone. A group of people are crowded around a wall, seemingly attempting to... break through it. ]

All of this spectacular commoner labour is quite something, isn't it, Kaoru~?

HEY, HEY, HARUHI~~ [ camera in Haruhi's face! pans out. ] Is this how your home was built at home? All the neigbourhood got together and worked hard~? Commoner neighbourhood bonding is so touching!!

[ Swift turn about. Video run towards the exiting door. ]

Let's go help Tono!! [ Through the high school hall, view of the ceiling, and all around, as if Hikaru's just randomly taping the place ... which he is. Outside, Tamaki bothering people walking by. Same blue uniform. ]

Nee, nee, Tono!! When are they going to smash through the wall? We'll hire more help! Here, hold this--

[ view of Hikaru and Kaoru standing side-by-side again, posing with each other. Identical grins~ ]

[English]

Construction continues! Please aid your city Host Club~ Come and -- do all these fun, laborious things that commoners love to do! Yay~! Physical activity! Go, go, go!!

Hitachiin Brothers -- OUT! Yesss~!! [ pose at the camera, Hikaru retrieves the device as Kaoru begins coaxing passerby. Hikaru joins him, sloppy end shot.

The communicator shuts off.]




[ ooc | comment logs welcome! They're hiring people to help reconstruct a couple of rooms in the high school and uh. knock down a wall. for the host clubbbbb~~ assembly room. >Db And Hikaru's just running around like a loser with his communicator recording, for the moment. Later he'll sit around and bitch about how bored he is. :| GOGOGO~ ]

You forgot your stupid shirt.









Guess it'll be quieter. Happy?

[The recording clicks on to Kaoru mumbling words, and Hikaru mumbling words to complete Kaoru's, as if in prayer. They're speaking in a mix between Japanese and, as their voices get more excited, Japanese-accented English. One of them begins to hum a song, and then the mumbling becomes indistinguishable -- like a different language...]


Chuhn soo lee~ eum lyuh bah~ chuhn soo lee meul lyuh~ oo li san lee ban lee dan ryuh chuhn soo lee eum lyuh~ Jesuchan, Jesuchan, oogle amin happus boop parapara zukabu y o u ranus schlappit! Tonotonotonotono!! O, BEEBLE, WEEUARE EN EEDUV MELONUS SNACKUS DEL POBRES ONE ONE ONE GAAAAAAAAIIIII~~!! PURIZU!! HOSANNA HEY SANNA SANNA SANNA HO BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO HAIIIIIIIII~~ HAAAAAAARUUUUUUUUHIIIIIIIII CHUUCHUUCHUUHEY!!SHARURURURUURURURURURURUUUU~ Ông thực sự là ngắn và độc ác! Il est très drôle! Quăn curl! BEELUS SNAZZLEFRAGUM BEREZNOFF LRRRRR, HAI! SI! OUI!! JESUJESU GIGHEBLE DUN DUUUN JIGGA JIGGA BLOOB~ A BING DING DING A BATTUM BAWW BOBOBO BOOOOOOIII PAPAA~ Schleep en hostobububu bossa nova desudesudesuyooooo~ Sharu ngắn~ Carl là nhỏ~ Rudolph khonun saramdure giog soge yongwonthorog. meri kurishimasu doraomyon modu henboghe~ Heeeeeeiiiii~


[The sound of banging or rolling -- some kind of motion -- is heard throughout, and the last two sentences are almost sung, as their voices lose energy. The twins' hard breathing can be heard and everything is silent for a very long moment...]



AMEN.

[Footsteps are heard. The recording clicks off.]




[ooc | orly? Charles read them 1 Corinthians 14. 8) THEY HAD A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE. and... please no one be offended, haha~ |D' All in good fun~
A-And in case anyone gets confused... They don't care about religion at all. :| It's just this stuff that's so fun to them. COMPLETELY STAGED. ☆
CAN YOU FIND THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES~~? 8D]

RULES →

★1 ~ DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. They will eat you out of house and home. You will lose your hands. Even if you run fast, you'll be caught. Cute, huh~? ♥

★2 ~ IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF YOURSELF EXISTING IN THE UNIVERSE, PLEASE EXIT TO THE EAST, AND WAIT UNTIL THE MORNING COMES. We do not provide food, provisions, nor protection. That's what you get for cloning yourselves. Buuu~

★3 ~ DO NOT MAKE WEIRD FACES. Some people can't help it -- birth defects. But do try your best, citizens -- for the sake of thy neighbours.

★4 ~ DO NOT ASK, AND WE WON'T TELL. We won't tell even if you do ask, though. Isn't commoner luck wretched? Poor commoners.

★5 ~ NO PRESTIGE, NO SERVICE. THE EXIT IS DOWN THE CORRIDOR, AND DOWN THE NEXT TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, FOLLOW LOBBY INTO THE STREET. We are not accepting visitors today. Please try again some other day, when we're not home. Thank you.



For a city so poor, there should not be an increase in population like this. That's just economically sensible. I guess poverty addles your sense, though. Not ours -- we're just unlucky!

Happy Halloween~~ ☆


New game.
How Many People Can We Make Scream or Run Away?
Who Can Guess the HITACHIIN-BROTHERS' Super Cool Costumes~? ★

You need to be very careful tonight~ Halloween is the time, no matter where you are, that the most vilified and vengeful ghouls return to the world of the living~ If you're not careful, they could


GET YOU!!

Except for pretty princesses like Miss Nill, of course. ♥

Hauntings are the spookiest~ Be careful, Discedo.

But otherwise!! Let's all have fun~! ☆

Kaoru, should we take up the commoner tradition of trick-or-treating this year~? ♥

O. And Sharusu. We're borrowing La Beeble tonight, okay? Thanks! ☆

[ooc | they redecorated. Any responses submitted after 8PM EST will be responded to, like. Sunday night. :| I'm going on a weekend trip, so I won't be available the rest the weekend. BUT UNTIL EIGHT, HAVE AT IT. 8Db]

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Everyone welcome THE IDIOT LORD~! ☆

New Additions to the List of People Who Owe Us Favours
CHARLES
TAMAKI
BUUKUN

Tono -- you should come over and play cards with us. We can have a slumber party~ Like the Beeble party, Kaoru! ☆ But with perverTono! ♥

I hope everyone is looking forward to the talent~ show~ as much as I am. ♥ Are you, Super☆Sharusu? ♥ I know you love fine arts~ ♪

This should be a fun week. ♥



[ooc | icon shows as 'might as well', mood shows as 'amused'.]