Sometimes I'm really unsure about what I'm doing with Hikaru, so positive and negative critique is always really appreciated, to help guide me.

He's taken from the end of the anime, and I hope I'm doing really well~! ♥

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Nee, Kaoru- Do you think there are more people around than the last few times this has happened? It happened last year, too, remember? It's way too many people to be normal.

I don't know why anyone would want to vacation here. Worst vacation spot ever.

I guess this is a way to make Planet Poverty less boring, though~ Another way would be to install video games on these communicators. I'm bored of our DS games. And Shakespeare. I don't know why you like that stuff, Charles. All the plots are the same and the writing sucks!

How has Planet Poverty been~? Welcome to the newcomers, too! You'll hate it here~ ♥

[ Through the static, Hikaru's voice sounds rather panicked - scared, angry, confused, in pain. Generally, he's upset. ]
▒▓ ░▓ ▒▒░▓▒▓░▓
What the hell?!░▒░▓

He░▒it me! I jus░▓ ▒░░assaulted in my sleep - by a vampire...-░░░▒▒▓▒░God, what--...▒▒░▓░░

You know, I know ░▒▒ late at night and all, but ▒▒▓▒░░░▒▓▓▒░ wa▒▒░▓new room-mate? ▒▒░▓▒▓░▓░░vampire-obsessed masochists out there or something?

Man- this really hurts... I feel really light-headed.

I want to go home. I want my real, human friends who won't try to kill me and eat me while I'm sleeping, and I wa▒▒▓▒ ░░ nice bed, ▓░░▒░y big house, ░░▒▓▒▒░omputer, and my paren▒▒░. I hate this place - we're not supposed to be here, Kaoru.

And, Charles, if you're listening - ▒▓▒░ou're an asshole.

God-- my neck...- ░░░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒░░▓

[ The transmission shuts off. ]

Okay, Tono - ha ha ha. This isn't a funny joke. Besides, we're the Little Devil Types - Princes aren't supposed to play pranks! You're not good at this!

Could someone please tell me how I ended up in this pauper's paradise?

This is probably the worst hotel room I've ever stayed in, and the worst vacation I've ever taken - what makes it even more horrible is that, I don't even remember taking it!

The only redeeming quality about this room is probably all the blue roses; otherwise, it's totally gross. Where's my chauffeur? I want to leave.

Can I please speak to the hotel staff? I'm assuming that's what this thing is for. I want to complain about the management here.

Kaoru, I can't find our suitcases. Wanna help me look? This is really stupid.

Snowing again~ How many people have taken up Tachibanasama's lesson in making a commoner kotatsu, hmm?

I think we should also issue a very late, but public "Welcome" to our manager, Rengechan, and our resident Wild type host, Morisenpai~ Please treat Morisenpai kindly, Planet Poverty. We don't care if you're mean to the other one - otaku bring it upon themselves.

[ There's a loud thud in the distance and a shout. ]

I'm surprised that no one has asked what "moe" means yet--

[ Hikaru stops for a moment at the sound; Kaoru's voice is clearly heard in the background through Hikaru's device as he crouches on the ground before the bed. ]

Sharuruuuu. The butterfly is gone. We got rid of it this afternoon, remember? There aren't any left - totally safe. You need to come out now.

[ Charles's voice is loud and clear, sounding very agitated, fearful, and childlike as he barks back at them. He's such a brat. ]

I don't want to come out! Go away.

[ Hikaru's voice is somewhat quieter now as he turns away from the device, totally forgetting about his post now. ]

You can't just stay under there forever. What if the butterflies never leave?

Then you're going to better reinforce all the potential entry points in this damn room!

[ Hikaru grumbles at Charles's shouting back, and returns his attention to the communicatoor. ]

Uh- I'm going to go handle a household crisis. Responses might be slow. If he bites me, I swear-

[ The transmission cuts out abruptly. Oh, Charles. ]

[ ooc | lmfao responses really WILL be slow because I'm sick and I'm going to bed now. Whee, realism~! \o/ w ]

I guess it's just a matter of time, then. What a stupid game to play - we're not having any fun, either.

Hey, Natsuo, wanna go charge our DS? It's dead. Maybe we'll go with you.

I wonder if Charles still has that deck of cards we made him - do you? Maybe we can play cards. It's not boring lately, since there's obviously a lot going on - just not fun.

The plaster on our coconut chipped on our wall, I just noticed, too. Now it's ugly.

Hey, Scientists! Why do you like us so much? It can't be because of our handsome faces or charming personalities - or because we're Hosts. It figures that people like this would be Little Devil type fans.

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Welcome back to Planet Poverty, Haruhi~ I'm sorry, but we won't be having any ootoro after all... Father Abel, you're not allowed over until you have calmed down!

Oh, Tono~ We have a book we want you to read. Courtesy of Lelouch, of course. He got it for us from the library. You should consider yourself Lucky~
Kyouyasenpai has probably already read it, but if not, he should, too. It's in English.

And we want our games back, Zero. Give them back. Your cute monster fighting game is boring now, anyway. You can have that back, too.

On a more important note, though - white lilies are very pretty flowers. Don't you think so, Kaoru? ♥

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Are you ready for next Tuesday, Discedo~?

This time it's a doubly special event.

Any guesses? ★

[ ooc | ghdusjeskga t84useijogklmsdg sob guys, I'm... sick and not thinking clearly and have been thinking that everything is happening all at once and was thinking june was the ninth month I DON'T EVEN KNOW. so uh. let's play pretend.

THEIR BIRTHDAY IS ON THE NINTH. NOT THE SIXTH. AND I SWEAR I KNEW THIS I'M JUST. FUCKING STUPID. ;;;;

oh godddd this like ruined my whole post, fml. i'm so sorry.]

Kaoru~ It's even more boring now, isn't it?

Our mural is done, thanks to the supreme artistic guidance of Kiosensei~ ☆ And I've finished reading that book Shaaru let me borrow. Poor Lear! Poor Fool! That guy really likes clowns, doesn't he? There were a lot of them - the one in Othello was even named "clown!" Commoners are so uncreative!

And we've decided to forgive you Zero kids. Our video games are boring - trade with us. But you still need to learn our names, because it's really not that hard.

It's shocked me twice~ But Kaoru's tenderness healed everything~ ♥

Someone do something fun. Let's play that QUESTION GAME that Kiokun played a while ago - we ask questions back and forth, or something like that, right?

[ooc | o-okay, I'm done being so neglectful. :C Sorry, guys~]

( HITACHIIN HIKARU + KAORU → FORMER JAPANESE CITIZENS )

Hah.


[ ooc | god I'm. sorry they're like this. ; ω ; A rough translation of this would be "LONG LIVE VIETNAM!" ...in Vietnamese, of course. 8| lmao poor japan ;; ]

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We should really ask the scientists for that charger for our DS, huh. Hey- Scientists! How about it? We'll share with you, even~

Everything else is so boring and dumb now. War, fights, robots - we even saw some idiot accidentally do an empty voice post. That's how boring and stupid things are now.

We wanna go home. It's not fair. Or fun. But it never was fun being here, was it?

Let's find something to do, Kaoru. Charles can come, too.

So, Queen Soubi's back~ Good. I wouldn't have known what to do if he'd abandoned him...

Ritsuka, right? What kind of pervert toys did you get? We wanna know~ Soubi's such a pervert, hahaha!

We're really bored today, though. But the stew was good last night, Tachibanasama~!
Let's play a game, Planet Poverty~ It can be the HOW PERVER-...ted-...

...
Nee- Kaoru. Did you know Charles that invited a lady friend over? I didn't know he had other friends aside from us and Queen Soubi... I wonder who she is...

She really looks a lot like that one ... oneechan-?





Huh? Gone?

[ ooc | weak post is weak. Hikaru's going to be seeing a lot of the scene at the window when he was like... five, when a maid from their home - who is actually ROBBING THEM at this moment, rofl - tells them that she won't play the WHICH ONE IS HIKARU? Game because it is and forever will be impossible to tell them apart, and no one will ever know the difference.

Posting... just to post, since apparently I'm a part of this event, lmao. Didn't know until today. \o ! wwww~ ]

[ The sound of some mumbling is heard, the voices of two boys, before a decision seems to be reached with some irritation. ]

KAORU! We lost you- if you can hear me, tell me you're safe! Where are you?!

We're--

Hey, Natsuo, stop moving so much-- Ow!

[ Another voice comes on, younger and just as frantic sounding as Hikaru's. Natsuo. ]

YOUJI, you're not hurt, are you!? Did you find sensei!?

[ Hikaru, again. ]

We're in the ... playground thing, you two- Kaoru, Youji. Respond! Where are you...



[ooc | Partnered with Natsuo ( collapsetozero )~ Youji and Kaoru are partners. They met some monsters in the hallway when going to check up on their sensei and Lord, respectively, and then got split up; these two just reached the playground in Horizon park, and are hiding together. :| We'll post a log later, if anyone ... cares, wwwww~ ]

The Host Club was a success~ Thank you, ladies, gentlemen, for a very lovely Valentine's Day. ♥ Will we do a White Day event, too, Kyouyasenpai?


Tono!
Kaoru!
Sharusu!

I had an idea~ ♪
Thanks to the lovely Miss Makino and her brilliance~

We should start working. ☆ We're really, really bored.

Zerokun and Kiokun should help, too~ ♥

And Mister "Canada?" You can't hide for long. We will find you - and your maple syrup.
We need it for our pasta someone's going to make us~ ★

Dear People Residing on the Third Floor of Latimir Apartments;

Though it might not be common knowledge, the Third Floor of Latimir apartment complex was claimed by the Ouran Koukou Host Club, a group of seven charming, handsome boys reigning from Bunkyouku ward in Tokyo, Japan (Planet Poverty-branch of this Host Club opening: SOON~ ♫) - thus making the Third Floor of Latimir apartment complex Japanese territory.

But do not worry!! For,

JAPAN HAS ARRIVED~~!! ★

Sekihan! Sekihan! ☆ We can celebrate! Is there even rice here...? Let alone azuki...

Host Club Field Trip! ♥

Let's go meet Copachan! Latimir 114!

It's the house of this guy we know~ And he said it's okay to come!

Let's go, let's go!! ★

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[ this doesn't need to be logged~ u-unless you guys want to?! uhsjg just sort of posting to show that... HE THINKS. sometimes. orz and because I need to post more often, hehen~]

THINGS TO BEWARE OF→→&rarr:

★ THE STUPID DISEASE

For people like TONO, this is very serious. Your stupidity could kill you! According to Super-Medical-Expert ♥ KiOkun~

★ THE CHICKENPOX

Commoners are too poor to afford vaccines, and since they also can't afford health insurance, they don't get it just once, but over. and over. and over, until they're old and have to have the nurse scratch the spots for them. Even though I think you're not supposed to scratch~ I wouldn't know, I was VACCINATED. ☆

★ DUMB BUGS

People who were cruel to children and old Grandma's on the street in their past lives, have recently been developing gross bugs that live on their tongues~ Who will squish an ant next? ☆ I was probably VACCINATED for those, too, whatever they are, since we who can afford to value our personal health above many things. ☆

★ NOXIOUS GAS

Commoners don't know how to keep the air clean, so in their misery from being so poor, they've polluted it, but now they don't have enough money to clean it up~ Whoops. We have to suffer from their mistakes.
→♥ We'll play the "Who Can Hold Their Breath the Longest?" GAME!! ☆

★ GROSS SMOKES

If you smoke cigarettes while the air is like this, your clothes will burn off! And you'll go bankrupt!!!

★ PERVERTS!!!

THEY'RE BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES. IT MUST HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE. WATCH OUT!! Everything bad happens to Kio, huh. What did you do?

This has been a public service announcement from your local
Hitachiin Brothers~ ♪♫

If I could choose anyone I have ever met in my life who would be sad, sulking, brooding, and otherwise covered in frowns and tears during New Year's events:

it would definitely be Charles.

I would also like to remind Planet Poverty's Santa Claus, in honour of the very last day of New Year's festivities, this is a chance to start over fresh and new. Where are our clothes and our passports?

Kyouyasenpai and Morisenpai are here, now. Isn't it threatening? As part of the super league of beautiful gentlemen, we have connections. Don't ruin Christmas! What a lazy person! Buu!

How are you country bumpkin setting off the new year, hmm~? ♪ It's a fresh start, a blank slate~ More murders? Robberies? Maybe domestic abuse?

We should do something, to end festivities or begin the New Year with fun. No perverts or criminals or creepy people allowed to join us, duh~
We can...--
...


We can play Darumasan ga Koronda!

Stupid Zero #1 and Stupid Zero #2! And... everyone else! ♥ You'll play with us, okay? You can be the oni~ ☆ Evil!

They'll do a much better job than CHEATER EXTRAORDINAIRE, SUOU TAMAKI~ ☆ Cheats at commoner children's games! Good job, Tono!! ★

So-
Who'll play?
And is it sealed with Evil Overlord- Shadow King- Kyouyasenpai-approval? Does it even need to be?

[ ooc | udhgjkdg I swear I've been here. I really have been. I just haven't had anything to say with him. D: I was waiting for holiday stuff to end since he had... nothing of importance. orz

this is just gonna be assumed and the game is... something like uh American game "red light green light?" I think it's called that? wikiwikiwiki~]

[ The camera focuses on Hikaru and Kaoru, side-by-side saluting. The room is noisy and banging can be heard in the background, along with excited shouts and running. Hikaru poses in his blazer. ]

[English]
HI~~ Welcome to the Ouran Academy HOST CLUB! Special Report! Yes!!

We're your handsome reporters, the Hitachiin Brothers~! Coming straight from the new location for all the prettiest princesses -- and princes! No discrimination! -- on Planet Poverty to come and be happy and spend their idle time~ Under construction!!

Commoners are so hardworking~~ It's exciting to watch them work, huh? Let's go!!

[ Hikaru and Kaoru file off camera, and soon enough the camera is moving. It shows a small classroom in the high school, filled with various people -- four of them wear the same light blue blazers and pants that Hikaru and Kaoru were wearing. Hikaru walks around, video-taping the people working. ]

[Japanese]

Hey, hey, you, sir!! What's that thing in your hand? It looks dangerous! Be careful! Don't hit yourself!! O, nooo~!!

[ The video pans around, showing a view of everyone. A group of people are crowded around a wall, seemingly attempting to... break through it. ]

All of this spectacular commoner labour is quite something, isn't it, Kaoru~?

HEY, HEY, HARUHI~~ [ camera in Haruhi's face! pans out. ] Is this how your home was built at home? All the neigbourhood got together and worked hard~? Commoner neighbourhood bonding is so touching!!

[ Swift turn about. Video run towards the exiting door. ]

Let's go help Tono!! [ Through the high school hall, view of the ceiling, and all around, as if Hikaru's just randomly taping the place ... which he is. Outside, Tamaki bothering people walking by. Same blue uniform. ]

Nee, nee, Tono!! When are they going to smash through the wall? We'll hire more help! Here, hold this--

[ view of Hikaru and Kaoru standing side-by-side again, posing with each other. Identical grins~ ]

[English]

Construction continues! Please aid your city Host Club~ Come and -- do all these fun, laborious things that commoners love to do! Yay~! Physical activity! Go, go, go!!

Hitachiin Brothers -- OUT! Yesss~!! [ pose at the camera, Hikaru retrieves the device as Kaoru begins coaxing passerby. Hikaru joins him, sloppy end shot.

The communicator shuts off.]




[ ooc | comment logs welcome! They're hiring people to help reconstruct a couple of rooms in the high school and uh. knock down a wall. for the host clubbbbb~~ assembly room. >Db And Hikaru's just running around like a loser with his communicator recording, for the moment. Later he'll sit around and bitch about how bored he is. :| GOGOGO~ ]